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Morning......

*open eyes*, oh shit!!!! I gotta fill in the examination form today leh. And I have dozens of things that I dunno what I should write.......man......

never mind.....lepak first........

Afternoon.......

messaging jade
me: eh, what should we write for the student number on the examination form for London U ah?? Our ATC's student number or London U's??

jade: eh, you memang stupid la. Of course London U's student number la!!! You're are taking there external exams right?? Just write the number on your offer letter from London U la....

me: I know. I just want to confirm wih you mah. Oh my god!!!!! I don't know where my offer letter is le!!!! Jopefully not in the garbage bin....

jade: *I can hear her eyes rolling* you tak boleh harap la.......

Later.....

Found my offer letter along with Mun's in my room (what the heck is her offer letter doing here with me???). Apperently I found it in a very huge, dusty pile of papers and books. This is good evidence that I never clean up my stuffs......

Did think of calling Mun and tell her that her offer letter is with me. But it was noon and she's probably taking her nap (and I felt like taking one too). So don't wanna call her now (nanti kena marah.....)

Evening.......bout 9pm......

*calls Mun* and she picked up at the first ring.....walao.....me die liao......

me: wei

Mun: wai, I cant find my offer letter ah!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'v looked for it the whole day and I don't even remember receiving it le!!!

me: yeah, well......

Mun: wai, seriously I'm frantic bout it le. What should i do??? I really can't find it anywhere. Oh my god, sure die this time.

me; ei......

Mun: What should I do??? Do you think I should call up or contact London U???

me: don't need, coz I know your student number.

Mun: ..........

me: *uh-oh* I have you offer letter with me here. I don't know what it's doing here with me.

Mun: *sigh of relieve* walao, thank god man. I can't even think straight the whole day. I can't call you coz my hp credit has expired. I tried to reload it but I was too fidgety til I accidentally scratched the number off. Now I gota try the number one by one. I was scratching my head to think of a way to cotact you the whole day since I got your message le.....

me: *copying jade* You tak boleh harap la. Reload coupon also can scratch til its inelligible ah???

Mun: all your fault la. I was hoping that you would call me le. I told you my credit has expired la. Man, you're are going to get it from me tomorrow.

me: *laughing frantically* I was thinking of calling you in the afternoon but thought that I better not. Nanti if you're taking a nap and I woke you up then I die. But I was thinking of calling you even more later than now, just to let you be nervous for a little bit longer.....

Mun: you want to die ah??? Still want to call me later ah???

me: eh, who told you to simply put your stuffs in my property??? You always do that. Hmph......good lesson for you le.

Mun: eh, you always put your stuffs in my bags too. I was so darn angry with you just now. I was thinking about scolding you once I got my hp reloaded.

me: eh, why are you throwing your anger towards me??? You should be blame for simply putting your stuffs.

Mun: eh, you are the one who took it when you were settling my application with London U le. You are gonna get it from me tomorrow.

me: eh, you also know how I helped you settle YOUR stuffs loh. still want to blame me.

Mun: I don't care, you're dead tomorrow.

me: eh, but I seriously don't know it was with me la. Also, I have no reasons to believe that it's with me.

Mun: eh.....

me; I don't know it's with me. I really don't know it's with me. I have absolutely no idea it's with me. Nno one gave me any hint that it's with me.

Mun: hahaha.......but you're still gonna die tomorrow.......

me: .............
(to be continued.....tomorrow........sigh.......)

moral of the story: if you know you're gonna die no matter what, keep your friends agitated and frantic as long as you can before contacting them.......just for revenge.......

mails......

Well, i don't know about everyone else, but I usually get quite excited if I get something in the post. Well, at my age (and since I'm not working, paying bills, having a lot of contacts, etc) yet, I don't usually get mails very often. Well, I do get some membership things from all kinds of product, but really, how excited can one get if he/she received all these "junks"???

Anyway, as I was saying, I got really excited today (morning) when I heard the door bell ring (despite the fact that the door bell woke me up early in the morning). I knew it was a package "for me" from uni of London, containing all the LLB materials from London.....

So ah, open loh.....but before that, I must thell you that the package was very damn big. I was quite shock by the size and weight of it eventually. Thought London joking with us by putting some rocks or bricks in there......walao!!!!!!

Told you I was very excited getting the package right??? Well, my heart sank when I eventually opened the damn thing. It was full of books!!!!! Text book, reference books, guidance booklet.....the only thing not made out from paper is a Iolis cd, which is by the way, contain more information than 4 books added together when you open the programme.

Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, my  LLB intermediate programme only last for a year (I'm in the intermediate level of the LLB programme, not year 1). Of course, that is if I can pass my inter exam next year. And the exam wll be in May next year. So ah, how the heck will O be able to finish reading 4 text books (which is about 1000 pages thick PER book (really, I'm not kidding)), 4 reference books (500 pages thick (I'm not kidding again)), and a few other guide books??? And I gotta finish reading them in 6 month somemore!!!!!!!!!! wait, 3 months to be exact as revision classes will start in March.....walao!!!!!!!!!! Why didn't uni of London just mail a knife or a gun to me??? It will be so much more easier that way for me to commit suicide........

Uni of London.......I hate you......you are ruining my teenage life.........

I can't imagine how "light" my part 1's package is gonna be.................and don't let me start on part 2's.............

sigh............

busy week....

Wow, nobody's at home except me!!!!!! Long waited freedom man......

Well, my whole family went to Singapore for the weekend (and obvioiusly, I was left behind.....) and now I have the whole house to myself. Sin't this great or what??? I get to do anything I like, eat everything I want and nobody will give a damn (provided nobody finds out what I did.....Grilled cheese sandwich for breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner and supper (hui, fat loh.....).

And I spent the whole day loitering around my house thinking of what I can do without actually doing it.......

Well, that won't happen again tomorrow as I need to go to college.....man, classes on Sat......who will believe me if I tell someone??? And the disadvantage of being alone is that no one will fetch me to wherever I want to go.....gotta take taxi......*sigh*.......

Anyway, I'll be having a very busy weekend. Classes tomorrow, an event on Sun, going to Beijing on Mon night (and I still need to go for classes on Mon morning......great.....). COme to think of it, I haven't pack my stuff for that Beijing trip. Hui, it's about 5 degrees C up there (maximum only ah!!!!). Wow, I don't even know whether wearing all the clothes I own will keep me warm or not......maybe I should really stick close to my mom in the entire trip so I can just hug er whenever I'm cold (fats emit heat mah......). Gotta start packing already......can't procrastinate anymore.....

.........I don't even know what to pack.......gotta ask my mom coz she's experienced in this......she should be considering that she spent 16 months up in Georgian mountain working at a site......if she don't know, then the whole family will freeze to death up there.......

*sigh*.....what can I do now ah??? Gotta spend my freedom wisely le......it's not everyday that I get to have no one bothering me about whatever they want to bother me about.......what to do ah???

hmmm.......

one tiny mistake...........

I never really know how one tiny alphabet can make a dramatic confusion if it's wrongly used. Thanks to my friend, who I was talking to on msn, I realise the hassle when one made a tiny alphabetical mistake in a word......

I was asking my friend about directions......before that, I have to tell all of you I know SHIT about Puchong. And unfortunately, I gotta go to Puchong in the near future but, like I said, I know nothing about all the roads in Puchong......so asked my friends lo......

She was talking away about whether I know how to go to who's who's who's house or who's who's who's house or not even after I said no no no for a very long time. So she gave that tactic up and told me to wait for her at "Puchong project" instead......

Walao!!!!!!!!! Puchong a lotta project woh!!!!! How I know which one she was referring to woh????

So ask again loh (dunno mah, and don't wanna got lost that day)......my friend went back to the previous tactic and asked me whether I know how to go to who's who's who's house or not ( told her I DUNNO KNOW loh......). Then she memang pandai one......started telling me about directions from OUG to Puchong's Bintang.....like I'm really that chah.....that I know la.......

When I told her about me waiting at Bintang, she said dunwan coz need to U-turn.....(apa ini???). Finally I said something about a petrol station before Bintang loh. And she immediately said " turn right!!!!!!!!".....huh???? COntinue asking while ignoring her "turn right!!!!!!!!" and said " so there's some kind of project after the petrol station la???".......you know what she replied ah??? She said "what some kind??? it's yellow in color la....".............

Then I finally knew she was talking about PROJET, not PROJECT........

Felt so tired talking to her.........

If she said PROJET instead of PROJECT earlier, it would have saved 30mins of our time........and not to mention about us typing away.....finger sore man.......whack her then she knows........(and by the way, I knew where the hell was Projet long before our conversation started).

It's like a chicken talking to a duck......or more accurately.......a human (me) talking to a pig-head (my friend)........

sigh.................

Scrabble

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................

*listening*........

*heard that my parents are arguing about something*..............blah blah blah...........can't really hear what they are saying behind closed door.......

okok, heard something.......

..................

oh, my parents are arguing about some words when they are playing Scrabble. Sott la they two, like that also wanna argue........

after everything subsided, went out and take a look at what just happened......oh......my dad was contesting about the word "minty". It's not in the Scrabble dictionary but it's in the Oxford dictionary. Well, in my opinion, the word can be used because there memang is a word in this word, which is proven in Oxford dictionary mah.  My dad ah, really rigid one.....the words must be in the Scrabble dictionary. If it;s not, then there's no such word......apalah dia????

And that Scrabble dictionary is the pocket version somemore......so you can imagine how small it is.......don't even know why my dad bought it in the first place......

My brother lagi pandai when he said " don;t argue la. I'm very scared that you guys will divorce le....."

I dont wanna say anything about him already..............

So I went out after all the noices have died down........and ask "how on earth can 2 people make so much noice by just sitting there and play Scrabble????''

Haiyo, cant stand my parents......and my bro...........

case case case........

If you never had the experience of searching the judgement of a case in the middle of the night on the internet with everyone practically snoring near you, you'll never know how torturing it is to do so.....

I suppose whoever's reading this already know what I'm doing right this moment (12.35am). Looking for judgements or facts of cases because I was too lazy to go search it up at the library. Well, of course I have a lotta reasons for not going to the library. Well, there seems to be something wrong with the library's air-con. It's friggin cold there!!!!!!!! I have to wear a jacket and that can hardly keep me warm. Then ATC's library have a strict "no talking or whispering or or make-a-darn-sound-while-you-are-walking rule".....the moment you make a tiny sound, everybody will just look at you, and you'll find the librarian staring real hard at you......(I don't need to tell you how embarrassing that is right???).....Also, finding something from the library isn't as easy as I thought it should be. FInding the judgement of a case is even worse. I have to go look up on a text book to find the year of that case, write it down, go over to dozens of books (weekly law reports, queen's bech division, COA, HOL, blah blah blah.....), pick the right book (over a thousand more), then photocopy the case......wah......and that's only work for one case........don't let me start on deciphering statutes......those draftmen don't use layman English, instead they use English which everyone thinks it's Greek......

*thinking* but if draftmen were to use language that everyone can understand, judges and lawyer'll be begging out in the street.......people wont need legally qualified people to "translate" already loh......and I won't be studying law now loh......

*ahem* Anyway, studying in the library is actually not a wise idea (at least to me la). You tend to get a lotta distraction alog the time. Whenever someone walks in, my head will automatically shoots up to take a look (see got leng chai onot mah....). Also, writing in the library is a tedious task to perform too. With my hands so cold, it's amazing it haven't freeze. I can hardly stop them from shaking, let alone write.

..........I'm going out of topic............

So ah, til now oso can't find a judgement......thank god I have some music to listen to. It keeps me awake and it also barriers out all those snoring coming from my mom.......snoring and yawning are contagious mah......i remembered that there's this one time that when I yawned, mun who was sitting beside me in class yawned too, and I yawned again, and she again, and me, and she, and me......and so on.....then jade who was beside us said she can fall asleep just by looking at both of us......and the 3 of us was so  sleepy and tired then we can't even pay attention to our lecturers.....yawning's even worse than SARS.......much more contagious than SARS too......

WAH!!!!!!!!!! I really can't find any facts or judgements on the cases le!!!!!!!!!!

My eyelids are closing without me ordering them to do so......

ARGH!!!!!!!!! I give up!!!!!!!!! Gonna just ask Jade for it........

man......darn it.......

since i dont intend to take up any part time degrees in these few years, i never even dreamt of going for night classes. but today ah, one of my lecturer gave me my worse (currently la) fear.....

i was so devastated when i got a timetable stating extra tutorials and lecturers for the entire acedemic year. neh, that miss mary george la, came into our class when we were having common law classes and said she have a present for us......great gift......anyway, everyone was talking and complaining about the extra classes we will be having after raya......"wah, that many classes ah!!??"....."walao, they wanna kill us izit???"....."hui, faster think of a way to skip class"......."alamak, there goes my happiness".....

apparently we will be having extra tutorials on monday from 2.30 to 5. that means we will have to sit tight on our butts in classes from 10am to 5pm......walao.....butt oso kemek loh......then ah, friday even worse. night classes somemore!!!!!! 6.15pm to 9.30pm leh!!!!!!!!! oi, bloody hell......ad we still have our lectures slots on saturday from 2pm to 6.30pm leh!!!!!!!!!! man.......

afternoon classes are already killing me. the whole morning is spoilt as i'll always be aware that i have classes later. then gotta drag myself from bed sometimes. and the worse part is that i gotta wait for the bus under the darn sun at about 12pm......wah, dark and roasted loh......then ah, i'll always feel sleepy because that;s when i usually take my nap and those classes are damn boring.......we people will always go "eh, when's the class gonna end???"......."hey, the lecturer's not going away la"....."juing, boring leh. tell me some jokes (as if i can talk when the lecturers are nagging)"......now lagi teruk, night classes somemore......that means i need to either take dinner at 4 or 5 (now i'm confused, is this tea or dinner???), or skip dinner altogether......gotta take bus mah, so gotta eat earlier......and how can we study in an enviroment where everyone's yawning and wanting to go home??? aiyo, die loh.......

and don't forget assignments leh. currently when i'm only having 3 days of classes, i can barely finish all my assignments on time (3 a week le, dont play play oh......). now we are having four days week and longer hours of studying. what if those lecturers gave us 5 assignments!!?? huiyo, all commit suicide loh!!!! and don't forget research leh. gotta read cases and statutes and reports and stuff......oi, you think i have 48 hours a day, 336 hours a week right???

*sigh*........now my half of my life is "devoted" to my studies......oi, i dont wanna be such a good girl leh!!!!!!!!!!

darn it.............

habits of my family

well, not that i'm really complaining about it, but my family (and my aunts') have some habits that will shock the wits outta strangers.......

last wednesday when we were having dinner at my aunt's house, my  eldest aunt suddenly suggessted that she and our family to go to singapore (another aunt of mine owns a house there). it was so impromptu that we only have an hour to think. and my dad agreed after 1 minute.......

i didnt wanna go at first coz i still have 2 assignments to finish. although i can bring my work over there, it'll probably take my 3 whole days to finish 1 assignment over there  (you cant really blame me. there are so many distractions!!!!). and i gotta brig my laptop over somemore. walao, heavy man. but my mom la!!!!! forced me to go coz she said i'll have fun there......what a lame excuse for wanting me to follow......but i followed anyway.......

went ther on thursday morning and as soon as we reached my aunt's house, we straight away went to the kitchen and ate like we'd never seen food before. the scene was quite funny because all of us left our baggage at the door and didn't care about closing the door (my second aunt didnt bother either because we brought some of her favourite fruits......). only got to close the door after all of us are full.......

we went out to have dinner the next day. we actually had thought about where to eat, but my youngest aunt thought about other places that she wanna go too. so ah, we actually changed our mind 3 times in side the car itself!!!!! can you believe it!!?? i cant!!!!!!!!! finally, went back to the place where we said we wanna go in the 1st place.......geng........(my 2nd aunt's famous for her fast-change-of-mind attitude).

then ah, we were suppose to go back on saturday. but when i woke up that day, my mom told me we're going back on sunday. apparently my 2nd aunt succeded in pusuading my aunt and dad to stay for another night (actually i think my 2nd aunt was forcing us to stay again). when my aunt cant pursuade or win by reason, she'll go for voice (talking in a very high pitched, blaster loud voice)......

i'm not going to list everything that we did in the whole trip because that'll be too long and kinda boring......so ah.....

the last day of our vacation (sunday), we had dim sum at ngee ann city for breakfast with a few friends of my aunt (we know them too). the way our family eats is really horrendous. my 2nd aunt is in charge of ordering, and like always, she ordered food enough to feed 5 families (but we managed to finish off all the food anyway.....). we were all very hungry already by the time the food came, so we practically fought for the food. our table have that round rolling thing (understand right???). and everytime a new dish was put on the table, we will swing that food to our side of the table (me, mom, my cousin, and my 1st aunt was sitting at one side while the others are at the opposite side). as soon as the food reached within our grasp, it'll be gone in seconds.....my 2nd ount complained that she never even had a glimps of the foods because she was busy talking to the guests......serve her right......who told her to use her mouth to talk instead of eat??? then ah, we 4 remembered that we're suppose to let the guests have a taste of the foods before we gobble them up.. so we slow down abit loh......but still practically fighting for it......laughed our heads off when we made jokes about our behaviour when we were eating.......

meet my family..............

stupid tooth.......

morning: *yawn* *open eyes*. trying to figure out where i am. 1 min later, figured out that i'm in my room. get up loh......went to brush my teeth......and i saw it!!!!!! my right cheek's swollen!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!! *frantically trying to figure out why*.....*poke my cheek*.....eh, why like that one??? decided to ope my mouth to see if there's something wrong inside......and realise it's my wisdon tooth that's giving me all the trouble......

still in the bathroom: dont know if i should brush my teeth 1st or tell my mom about it. decided to brush as i know my mom wouldn't get near me if she knows i still haven't brush my teeth......"argh, juing!!!! go brush your teeth 1st!!!!ewww!!!!!" she'll go.......walao, painful man. stupid tooth.....and curiously, only my right wisdom tooth's aching, my left one really guai, not giving me trouble......then ah, jari itchy. went and poke at the gums that are swollen. man, freaked me outta my wits when some juice came out.....ewww.....*poke somemore to see if i can get all those juice out and maybe the swelling will go away* not working......no choice, gotta call my mom......

outside: "mi, my tooth's aching and my cheek's swollen".....checks....."eh, juing, really swollen le. you want me to pull it out ah???"......"huh, what!!?? you crazy ah??"....."cool down, lemme go find the plier"......."oi!!!!!" *run to my room and locked the door*...."juing, joking only la....have some sense of humor"......my mom's crazy.......

went outside again: asked my mom if i need to go see a dentist. apparently, i heard from someone somewhere that if your wisdom teeth's aching, you'll need to get rid of it. but if it's not giving any trouble (like my left wisdom teeth), then let it be......so now in a dillema....i don't wanna go to the dentist because i hate getting my teeth pulled out. I already lost 4 teeth to the dentist when i have to put on braces......but if i don't do, i'll be having these tooth aches for god-knows-how-long......

afternoon: went to british council to certify my cert.......on the way back, my mom asked me whether i wanna stop by at the dentist. i said no straight away. gonna bear with the aching and swelling for a few days 1st, and if it's really unbearable, then i'll go......anyway, ate like a mad cow in MV eventhough my tooth aches.....then ate somemore when i got home.....walao.....gonna be fat loh......neh, my mom la!!! when she's back ah, the house's filledd with food....and she stuffs me with all those food.....if i didn't know better, i would think that she's trying to fatten me up before selling me......

dinner: ate oh-so-slowly because of my darn tooth....usually it takes me about 10mins to finish dinner. now ah, double the time ah......

9-11pm: watch the OC while sms-ing with mun and talking with my mom.....wonder how i manage to do 3 things at once. anyway, told mun that my right cheek seems to be whacked by someone.....fortunately now the sweeling subsided a bit, if not tomorrow how to go to college??? everybody will think that i kena whack......then ah, mun made me hungry by mentioning food.....no choice. went to the kitchen and brought out some smoked cheese and crackers.....fat again.....now feeling bloated.......(kinda weird that i still have such a big appetite even with a bad tooth.)

now: chatting with my cousing who's over at uk online. we're bitching about how sucky uni is, how llb's ruining our life and how she's missing her family. asked me if i felt the same when my mom was working overseas. told her i got used to it already, and the only part i miss about not having my mom aroung is that i don't get to spend her money when i go out......while at the same time chatting with another cousin of mine who's in s'pore (she owes me something)....oh, actually my cousin jerrica owes me 100 pounds too.....gave her some advice which she probably doesn't need, but charging her anyway (that's what makes a good lawyer mah.....)better write that down before i get parkinson disease and forget all about it......

bad timing.....

got a message from my junior from band (me retired liao la....) few days ago telling me about the concert they'll be having on 24th dec with nakamura band.....and i won't be in m'sia on that day because i'll be going to beijing and will only come back on 26th.....tp band punya members ah, really know how to set a date for their events.....and this is not the first time already!!! last time i was in xiamen when they are having an installation.....man......don't know if it's their timing that sucks or is it my timing with problems.....very geng one....

then ah, when i told that junior i can't attend (no way i'm going to trade a rm1000 air ticket for this right??? even if i want to, my parents ould kill me 1st....), she marajuk pula....uiyo....it's not like i purposely don't wanna attend.....hey, if you're reading this, it's not my fault that i'll be missing the concert ah!!!!

however, to those tp band or ex-tp band members who are reading this, now you know that band will be holding a concert on 24th dec loh.....(hey, junior that merajuk-ed, don't say i did't contribute a little ah....). so ah, highly recommended that you guys go loh. gotta show support mah.....*hinting to that junior* wei, i already help band promote a bit liao lah, so don't you dare say i'm "mou yee hei"......whack you then you know......merajuk to senior pula......no big no small (direct translation).....